tappedout

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO WHEN YOU SAY ‘BREAKING UP’ WITH ME, YOU MEAN LIKE … TAKING A BREAK, RIGHT? SOME TIME OFF? BECAUSE I CAN SEE THAT. YOU’RE YOUR OWN PERSON. YOU NEED SPACE OR WHATEVER.

IS THAT ALL MY STUFF? ARE YOU BURNING IT? ARE YOU BURNING ALL MY STUFF?

OKAY. RIGHT. I’M TOO CAUGHT UP IN MATERIAL THINGS. I GET IT. SO HOW LONG OF A BREAK ARE YOU THINKING?

FOREVER! THAT’S SO FUNNY. YOU’RE VERY FUNNY. I ALWAYS SAY THAT.

IS THAT TODD FROM ACCOUNTING? ARE YOU KISSING HIM? ARE YOU KISSING TODD FROM ACCOUNTING?

SO THE BREAK IS IN EFFECT. ALL RIGHT. HOW LONG AGAIN? DID YOU SAY? I CAN’T REMEMBER IF YOU SAID.

SHELLY? ARE YOU LEAVING? SHELLY?

SHELLY?

…TODD?

OKAY. WELL, CALL ME SOON. 

omigod so good